Welcome to CLIMB. We’re not here to hold your hand — we’re here to hand you the map. Real reviews, high-stakes focus, zero fluff. Let’s get to it.
So… Who Are We, Really?
Short answer? We’re the people who’ve been around the block in the world of online casinos — twice. The kind who’ve seen the bonus bait, the “trusted reviews”, and the fine print hellholes where your cash goes to die. Long answer? We’re CLIMB Review Casinos. Not your usual promo-peddling, slot-ranking circus. We’re built for high-rollers, by someone who knows what real players actually care about.
If you’re a casual player chasing free spins and rainbow jackpots — cool, but this probably ain’t your stop. We’re talking to the big dogs here. The ones who walk into a casino and get called by name. The ones who’ve had enough of the fake VIP jazz and just want somewhere solid to play — no BS.
What We’re Actually About?
We’re here to guide serious Kiwi players to genuinely premium, licensed casinos. Not the ones that throw glitter around and disappear when it’s time to cash out. We mean high-end service, luxury perks, loyalty systems that don’t suck, and a bit of respect along the way.
The goal? To be the go-to resource for New Zealand’s high-stakes players. No noise, no filler — just the stuff that matters when the stakes are high and patience is low.
A Story with Sharp Edges
CLIMB wasn’t born in a feel-good brainstorm session. It came from one guy — Ivor Mellington — who’d had enough of watching elite players get strung along by platforms pretending to care.
Ivor was a VIP manager at one of the big dogs. He handled accounts worth more than the average Auckland mortgage. After a decade in the fire, he stepped out, took the playbook with him, and built a site for people like his old clients — people who actually matter.
The Timeline — How We Climbed
What We Do (That Most Don’t)
We test, compare, dig, and occasionally rage-text about platforms that waste our time. What you’ll find here:
- In-depth reviews of VIP programs, not just another “top 10 slots”.
- Side-by-side comparisons of loyalty deals, cashback systems, and withdrawal policies.
- Live dealer checks — yes, we actually test them, not just copy their promo blurb.
- Risk management guides — real stuff, no fluff, no “gamble responsibly” slogans with zero help behind them.
Who We’re Here For
- High-stakes players who know what $1,000 feels like — on a bad day.
- Experienced gamblers who’ve outgrown “free spins on registration” clickbait.
- Folks who care more about how fast they get paid than how shiny the homepage looks.
- Basically, anyone who plays big and wants to avoid platforms that act small.
CLIMB Review Casinos in Numbers
- 10+ years — hands-on VIP management experience (not theory, not guesswork).
- 2,000+ subscribers — and that’s just on our private list.
- 40+ live casino platforms tested — not reviewed from afar, tested.
- NZD 500,000+ — verified withdrawals via platforms we recommend.
Why You Can Actually Trust Us
Because we don’t care about pleasing operators. We care about not wasting our readers’ time.
We’ve:
- Managed real VIP accounts for real money
- Consulted iGaming platforms on how not to screw up service
- Been cited in closed forums and invite-only Discord groups
- Turned down affiliate deals from casinos that don’t deliver
We’re not interested in being the loudest voice — just the one that doesn’t lie.
Let’s Talk About Playing Smart
Look, we love the thrill. But there’s a line. And once you cross it — the game stops being a game. We know the signs, we’ve seen the crashes, and we don’t pretend it’s all fun and harmless.
If you’re spinning too hard, chasing too much, or just not feeling right — talk to someone. There’s real help out there:
- Asian Family Services
- Gambling Helpline New Zealand
- Problem Gambling Foundation of New Zealand (PGF)
- Safer Gambling Aotearoa
- Gambling Commission New Zealand
No shame in slowing down. Walking away isn’t weak — it’s probably the smartest call you’ll make.
Contact Us — Or Send a Pigeon
Email: [email protected]
Phone (NZ): +64 9 889 5401
Office: 5 Kowhai Drive, Rotorua 3015, New Zealand
Legal Owner: CLIMB Elite Media Ltd
Company Reg No.: NZBN 9429050147633
Hit us up. We don’t bite (unless you ask real nice).
The Fine Print (Because Lawyers Exist)
We don’t own a casino. We don’t take your bets. We’re just here to call out the good, the bad, and the casino-shaped disasters so you don’t have to find out the hard way. You play at your own risk — always. And yeah, that includes reading the terms before clicking “Accept”.
No guarantees. No fairy tales. Just the truth, raw and unfiltered.
